There was once this magical-unknown-to-humanity-kind-of-place-known-as-Earth place called Earth. People lived here, ate here, slept here... You get the picture (I hope). Anyways, there was this one guy named Joe and he heard of some weird legend. It was the legend of cheese. Not just any cheese, LEGENDARY STATUS cheese. Now before you go "WTF OMG LOL BBQ 360NOSCOPE" lemme tell you that Joe likes Cheese a lot.... Then again he's a mouse, I think, is he?
... Hey, uh, assistant author guy, is...
The Legendary Cheese
... Hey, uh, assistant author guy, is...
The Legendary Cheese